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"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
-- Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-- Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
-- Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
-- Tommy Dewar

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

More Funny Love Quotes below...

  

1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

5. Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again." - Anonymous

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau

"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort

"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton

"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

"A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown

"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying

"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous
   

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