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Funny love quotes are a great way to look at love in a fun, amusing way. Yes, love can be a deep serious emotion sometimes, but it is also fun to look at it in a funny way from time to time.

So funny love quotes help you change the light on love and enjoy laughing at its matters.

Here are some of the best of the funny love quotes for you to enjoy...
 

"Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like."
-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous

You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler

More Funny Love Quotes below...

 

  

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher

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Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Cher

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
Sir James M. Barrie

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown

"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged." - Anonymous (and with good reason)

"Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?" - Mickey Rooney

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin

"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." - Helen Rowland

"Don't threaten me with love, Baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker

"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West

"My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher

"My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."

"If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years." - Jay Leno
 

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